NO. THIS IS TOO MUCH. TOO. MUCH.

This sprightly 82-year-old fella from Colorado went on ‘America’s Got Talent’, and his surprising performance has shockingly not won the entire competition. And please believe us when we say it bloody well should have.

Octogenarian John Hetlinger explains that he’s a former Navy pilot and and aerospace engineer that worked on the Hubble telescope, before launching into one of the most impressive and passionate versions of Drowning Pool‘s iconic 2002 hit ‘Bodies’ we have ever heard.

We’re dumbfounded. And so, so impressed. But mainly dumbfounded.

Enjoy:

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WATCH: 82 Y.O. Headbanger Pelts Out Solid Take On Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’

Source: Vimeo.