Warnie Orders Dominatrix To Whip “Brat” At $400 Per Head Swingers Party

Australia‘s favourite former legendary sportsman and current legendary sleazebag Shane Warne is in the bloody news again with reports that he allegedly (this word is gonna come up a lot in this article) went to a $400-per-head swingers party.

Is it bad that a grown adult man went to a swingers party? Of course not. Is it weird or gross? Well, a little, but mostly only because it’s Warnie. Is it hilarious that he told a dominatrix to whip someone (in like a sexy way, not an assault way)? It absolutely is.
Supposedly (and allegedly) old mate Warnie told the dominatrix, during a live S&M show that he participated in, to hit the lucky recipient harder “because she’s a brat”. Allegedly (and supposedly) he then went into a bathroom with the dominatrix for 3 hours, however, as the Courier Mail so gleefully reported, he later left alone.
According to the rat inside source, most of the people were taking pains to hide their identity but not Warnie, who probably didn’t want to hide his face after spending so much money on it.
Warnie also got in trouble lately over a late night drink he had with Brynne Edelston and his subsequent flip out about her possibly ambushing him with paparazzi. 
Photo: Getty Images / Max Mumby.

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