Walmart Canada are in some hot water today after people found this incredible jumper on their website of Santa getting festive with some lines of cocaine.
The jumper, according to Walmart Canada, was being sold by a third-party seller, I assume in the same way that loads of brands can sell on Amazon.
VICE got in touch with Walmart Canada who gave them a statement regarding the pull.
“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace.”
It’s a damn shame in a way, because the jumper AND the copy are quite genius.
“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery and the best snow comes straight from South America. That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole. That’s why Santa really likes to take savor the moment when he gets his hands on some quality, grade A, Colombian snow. He packs it in perfect lines on his coffee table and then takes a big whiff to smell the high quality aroma of the snow.”
Incredible stuff.
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