~ A Reenactment Of The TMZ Newsroom ~
Two days earlier…
Editor: Hey guys, we’ve got access backstage to the Victoria’s Secret show. We want to do a video and get the models’ responses to the same question. Any ideas?
Reporter 1: What about… how they manage to carry those wings? Their tough-as-fuck fitness regimes? Feminism and modelling in 2015… ?
Reporter 2: Nah let’s ask those starving models what they’re gonna pig out on hueh hueh hueh.
Editor: FANTASTIC IDEA REPORTER 2. You do that. Reporter 1 – fuck off back to The Guardian.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY, TMZ went and made a video, going behind the scenes at the VS fashion show and asking the models what food they were most looking forward to eating after the show.
It is literally called ‘VS Fashion Show … Backstage With Hot Models Who Crave Fatty Foods‘.