Virtuous Artist Shia LaBeouf “Retiring From Public Life”, Still Skywriting

LaBeouf and The Beast that is his rampant egotism and inelegant posturing are apparently “retiring from public life” following a spate of “attacks against [his] artistic integrity“, arising from his unapologetic, verbatim plagiarism of graphic novelist Daniel Clowes’s work. Good riddance. 

Thank you, Shayna (née Saide) and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf. In related news, rare roast LaBoeuf is still writing things in the sky and antagonistically publishing cease and desist letters from Daniel Clowes’s attorney in the latest act of this trolling, overblown clusterfuck retroactively and ineffectively masquerading as a performance art critique of intellectual property laws. 

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