Has your fun, fabulous, carefree existence taken a sour detour into suckyville where everything sucks harder than you ever thought it could suck and just when you thought it can’t suck anymore, it does?

Not to be one of those people who’s all like ~it’s because of your sign~ but…

It’s because of your sign.

As you may or may not be aware, we left Leo Season and entered Virgo Season a few weeks back on August 23.

If you’re not sure of the ins and outs of each astrological season, lemme paint you a lil picture to give you an idea of what’s happening to your world right now.

Look at Leo Season like a big ol’ house party where you’re popping bottles and slamming tequila shots until sunrise without a care in the world, blissfully unaware of the fact that eventually the party has to end.

Entering Virgo Season is like the morning after hangover where you’ve woken up surrounded by empty bottles and a sea of strung out strangers, wondering what the eff you’re doing with your life.

Now, the purpose of Virgo Season is to organise your life and get yourself in good shape, both mentally and physically. But as always, each star sign will deal with this differently.

Your Earth sign mates (Virgo, Capricorn, and Taurus) will be having a jolly old time right now going to their 6AM spin classes and sorting out their tax returns (oh who are we kidding? Those hyper-organised kents did it bang on time).

But for most of the other signs, snapping back to reality will be no easy feat. Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio and other mutable signs are having a harder time leaving the party.

When you took that long hard look in the mirror, you probably didn’t like what you saw which is why you’re feeling so crappy right now.

You might see aspects of your life (be it a boyfriend, a toxic friend, a bad habit, a living sitch etc) that looked all sparkly in the moonlight but now that the sun’s come up, you see the cracks.

The solution? As tough as it might be, it’s time to get ruthless and channel that analytical Virgo energy to decide if this is where you really want to be right now or if it’s time to make some changes so your life can progress.

Start a new workout regime. Commit to going to bed at a decent hour. Ween yourself off people who don’t make you happy. Limit your boozing to the weekend only. Start saving your $$$.

I would press on and tell you what you should be doing with your life but something tells me you’ve known all along…