This is fun! This is a fun one.
“[It has] destroyed the African-American family [by] offering financial rewards to women who have more children out of wedlock,” which therefore encourages “fornication rather than marriage,” which in turn creates “disastrous social consequences of people who rut like rabbits.”
On Muslim people:
“Every time we allow a mosque to go up in one of our communities, it’s like planting an improvised explosive device right in the heart of your city and we have no idea when one of these devices is going to go off.”
On the LGBTQI community:
“Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews.” “Hitler couldn’t get straights to be vicious enough in being his enforcers.” “Homosexual soldiers basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict.”
And on marriage equality:
“6/26 [the date the US Supreme Court ruled on ‘Obergefell v Hodges‘ and legalised same-sex marriage across the US] is now our 9/11… the day the twin towers of truth and righteousness were blown up by moral jihadists.”
So, y’know. He’s a real gas at parties.
Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from God. It’s his. He invented it. Gen. 9:11-17. Give it back.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) April 2, 2017
*clears throat*
@BryanJFischer oh no, the loathsome gays, they’re hoarding all the light refracted through water vapor in the entire world!!!
— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) April 2, 2017
Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs stole the rainbow from Mario. It’s his. He invented it. Super Mario Kart. Give it back. pic.twitter.com/YLqaN0hdnW
— Joshua MacDougall (@FreakinClever) April 2, 2017
@BryanJFischer Also: Phoenix Suns stole god’s sun!
Tampa Bay Lightning stole lightning!
Oklahoma City Thunder stole Thunder!omg when will the horror stop
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) April 2, 2017
“Give it back.” pic.twitter.com/9QDJHVGuIu
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 2, 2017
“Give it back.” pic.twitter.com/RzOc48Vv86
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 2, 2017
“Give it back.” pic.twitter.com/7WuCr26Sf5
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 2, 2017
@BryanJFischer pic.twitter.com/IXmgIGsIB0
— Jenna Mullins (@JBomb11) April 3, 2017
‘Course none of this is gonna do a dang thing to curtail the fountain of nonsense that inexplicably falls out of a real-life human being’s mouth and into the public sphere.