‘UnReal’ S3 Finally Has A Trailer So Prep For Maximum Money, Dick, Power

Here we finally goddamn go: the trailer for UnReal‘s third season – with a female ‘suitress’, no less – is finally here, and we have an Australian premiere date.

If you’re not familiar with the show, sign up to Stan and cancel the next three days of your life. The critically acclaimed drama is set against a Bachelor-like show (in this universe, called Everlasting) and is a Machiavellian drama of complicated characters scheming their ways to the top. Love The Bachelor? You’ll love it. Hate The Bachelor? You’ll also love it.

The third season sees Serena (Caitlin FiztGerald) come in as Everlasting’s first female suitress. Determined to have her pick of the hot, washboard ab-flashing suitors, she’ll face off against producers Rachel Goldberg (Shiri Appleby) and Quinn King (Constance Zimmer) who are, as ever, expectedly manipulating human emotions for the sake of ratings.


No spoilers here, but the end of season two (which was a fair whack shakier than the utter perfection that was season one) left Rachel, Quinn, Jeremy (Josh Kelly) and Chet (Craig Bierko) facing a certain ‘out of the frying pan and into the fire’ situation, and we honestly can’t wait to see how it plays out.

Also worth noting: Madison (Genevieve Buchner) appears to have lost her signature braided pigtails. What the fuck, Madison?

UnReal premieres February 27 on Stan.