Last night’s Married At First Sight finale was entirely, undeniably, and completely all about the shock reveal that Dean Wells and his ex-wife Tracey Jewel were sexting while Tracey was already with fellow MAFS co-star Sean Thomsen.
In what has to be my favourite moment of reality TV ever, aside from THAT TIME DREW AND TULLY HOOKED UP ON BIG BROTHER (never forget), Tracey was outed in front of the entire cast as having sent ~sexy pics~ to Dean – not just receiving unsolicited sexts. HER FKN FACE, MATES.
Dean knows when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing… 😬📱🗯️ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EaS1dyexfS
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 21, 2018
Look at this. This is the face of someone frantically trying to work out how to save their new-found Instagram fame after being outed as a total phony.
Anyway, we’ve wanted to know the ins and outs of these spicy texts, and we’ve finally got ’em – kind of. Some, at least. See, Tracey went on the Kyle and Jackie O show this morning, and let Jackie read out some of the sexts she got from Dean.
‘So he’s texting her and he goes, ”right now I’m sitting her in the corner of my bedroom and I am watching two people have sex in front of me”,’ Jackie said.
Wait, what?
‘And then he sends a picture of the girl, doesn’t he?’ Jackie asked Tracey.
‘Yes,’ Tracey confirmed.
Ummmm I’m sorry excuse the fuck me? Does this mean Dean was having like an orgy, or a threesome, or some sort of voyeur experience and then texting info to Tracey? WHAT IS HAPPENING.
Sadly, we didn’t really get any insight into what Tracey sent Dean – the big ‘whoaaaa’ moment from last night’s ep was that she was reciprocating this sexting biz.
All we got was this.
‘I’ve shown Sean everything and as I’ve said, some of those messages were inappropriate, but I’ve got nothing to hide,’ she told Jackie O.
Boringgggg.
Tracey and Dean have hands-down brought the majority of the excellent spice to this season, and they’re clearly not stopping. I’ll eat an entire Sara Lee Chocolate Bavarian if Dean doesn’t now go on record with Tracey’s texts.
Haha who am I kidding I’ll eat an entire Chocolate Bavarian either way. Those things are the fucking shit.
