Cherubic supermodel Miranda Kerr is officially back to work after giving birth to son Flynn in early January and has been snapped looking ridiculously stretchmark- free in a bikini while shooting for Victoria’s Secret in Malibu (view photo here). It makes us question whether she physically gave birth to the Bloom child or if he was magically delivered by osmosis.
Kerr’s post baby body made us reflect on similar superhuman child-carrying females who seem to go against mother nature and magically bounce back after giving birth.
GISELE
1. Coming in at 1st place is Miranda’s fellow VS angel (the common trend perhaps?) Gisele Bundchen, the Brazilian queen of the bounce-back, who defied gravity and human decency looking exactly the same as her pre-birth self just weeks after giving birth. When asked what her secret was she revealed that she simply remained ‘mindful’ of what she ate during her pregnancy. Like I’m ‘mindful’ not to hit people with my car.
HEIDI KLUM
In second place is another Victoria’s Secret angel, the forever-sprogged Heidi Klum who was greeted with deafening applause when she hit the VS catwalk just weeks after giving birth to her 4th child, daughter Lou Samuel.
TIAH ECKHARDT
3. Australian model Tiah Eckhardt was back being ridiculously beautiful only three weeks after giving birth.
JESSICA ALBA
4. While pregnant Jessica Alba “learned to accept my body”. This is how the smug bitch looked a few weeks after giving birth, a body most people would ‘learn to accept’ after three weeks on the leek soup diet
5. KATE MOSS
