If there’s something that we’ve all been pining for its some horny, trashy tv to zone out with during all this time inside. Please, in this time where we’re not able to go on bar dates, let alone touch another human being, let us live vicariously through a bunch of hot people on an island or something. Thankfully Netflix came through over the weekend by dropping ‘Too Hot To Handle’, which has filled the void perfectly. And once the show established that it all ends up being a lot like our own situation in iso, you all had some thoughts.
Not sure about you but I tore through the whole eight episodes over the weekend – more thoughts from me about that later – but it seems like you all tuned in to tune out of your own lives, before quickly realising that everyone on the show is just kinda…the worst. In the best way possible.
my brain cells after the first episode of too hot to handle pic.twitter.com/QAl6c9VwcI
— mia (@hotmessmia) April 19, 2020
Too hot to handle is literally the dumbest show with most ridiculous concept, but I absolutely loved it and finished it in a day😭
— Caroline O’Connor💛 (@carolineniamh) April 19, 2020
Even my favourite Salad Man (and former Bachelor producer) watched and enjoyed the dumb show.
I ENJOYED TOO HOT TO HANDLE
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) April 19, 2020
TOO HOT TO HANDLE IS MAYBE THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME pic.twitter.com/bHSMxNcQnK
— sextina acab-fina (@giltcomplex) April 18, 2020
TOO HOT TO HANDLE: Can these people POSSIBLY go a few weeks without sex for $100,000!!!??
me, alone in quarantine: pic.twitter.com/6TjzD7IIFL
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 19, 2020
Lana (the lil cone on too hot to handle): There has been a breach of the rules. Harry kissed Francesca. The rule break has cost the group $3000.
Kelz: pic.twitter.com/iFDhVIO1SZ
— Jess Millward (@JessMillward3) April 18, 2020
Too Hot To Handle is by far the dumbest reality tv show I’ve ever watched but I can’t stop watching pic.twitter.com/71Yd7vRQnu
— Cara Weinstein (@caraweinstein) April 18, 2020
And, naturally, as the Too Hot cast began to reveal more about themselves, we began to love and hate them more. Literally, how are all these people functioning members of society, I do not know.
https://twitter.com/b_maclinnn/status/1251988747622723585?s=20
https://twitter.com/Gregward182/status/1251524804152303627?s=20
SCREAMING.
https://twitter.com/_lamee0/status/1251096054247768066?s=20
Of course, there was one (1) Australian guy in Too Hot – Harry Jowsey – who was a hard concentrated distillation of Every Man You Meet On The Gold Coast, and the moment he opened his mouth and said “naughty possum” I knew I was hooked.
This mans, the absolute ratbag. Yes, sure, he panicked and lied about kissing Francesca but also he is a 22-year-old IDIOT and simply deserves a clip round the ears.
Everyone else fucken hated him though, to which I would like to say that he 100% does not represent the rest of Australia (but I can tell you right now that there are many Harrys here, my Lort.)
I’m watching too hot to handle and I just want to punch Mathew and Harry.
— zee ♡ (@foreverbugaboo) April 18, 2020
https://twitter.com/AprilJForsyth/status/1251181353632219138?s=20
watching too hot to handle and harry is a first class cunt
— mel (@scrawnysos) April 17, 2020
But what I do know is that I love Chloe Veitch. My kingdom for that hilarious Essex chav beauty.
Chloe has got to be the most entertaining person on too hot to handle pic.twitter.com/TsQ1vMfXRU
— marile (@Marile81325214) April 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/lexi_roache/status/1251891047862591494?s=20
https://twitter.com/karinaceline_/status/1251541350308352000?s=20
https://twitter.com/_BARhodes/status/1251932375740710914?s=20
In this house we stan Chloe Veitch, our Essex queen.
After binging all eight episodes of season one over two days this weekend (I promise I went outside, too) I’m very happy to report that Too Hot To Handle is pure, unadulterated trash and I need a billion more Too Hot episodes immediately. Thank you very much.
