
Well folks, unless you had your finger on the trigger for the Jerry Seinfeld Australian tour, you’re probably not in luck: they all sold out in basically a fraction of a second. The Telstra pre-sale last week was merely a forewarning of the carnage that was to come.

People online are not happy.
Tried to get Jerry Seinfeld tickets for my dad for his birthday and they sold out so quick ??????
— kira ?????? (@swiftlykira) November 13, 2016
Aaaaand it looks like both Seinfeld shows in Sydney are sold out. I can’t get tickets to either. ??
— Zach (@zachsimone) November 13, 2016
As with every big event, the Ticketek Facebook page is a hellish nightmare realm full of angry posts from people unable to score tickets. And in true form, they’re already all over eBay, so that’s something to ponder:

Look, you can probably salve your pain by watching every single ep of Seinfeld on Stan, though we know that cannot possibly solve it.
Photo: Seinfeld.