Tix To Jerry Seinfeld’s Aussie Tour Sold Out In Approximately 1 Nanosecond

Well folks, unless you had your finger on the trigger for the Jerry Seinfeld Australian tour, you’re probably not in luck: they all sold out in basically a fraction of a second. The Telstra pre-sale last week was merely a forewarning of the carnage that was to come.

People online are not happy.

As with every big event, the Ticketek Facebook page is a hellish nightmare realm full of angry posts from people unable to score tickets. And in true form, they’re already all over eBay, so that’s something to ponder:
Look, you can probably salve your pain by watching every single ep of Seinfeld on Stan, though we know that cannot possibly solve it.
Photo: Seinfeld.