
People are roasting noted probbo dude Tim Allen for his bizarre tweet about apes and evolution.
The actor, who you might remember from every Christmas movie of your childhood, tweeted:
If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.
— Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) August 16, 2017
Why indeed, Tim. The irony here, of course, is that if he’d typed the words into Google instead of Twitter, he might have learnt something.
But he didn’t, and here we are: Twitter users are using Allen’s insane logic to roast him like a leg of lamb.
https://twitter.com/theneedledrop/status/897863229728227328
https://twitter.com/Uptomyknees/status/897694304226992133
If two people ride in a Yugo, should it now be called a Wego?
— Ohio_Pilot (@n_a_young) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/mattreddin/status/897786181789679616
https://twitter.com/solomongeorgio/status/897857253771849728
If you can only become Santa Claus by killing Santa Claus, who was the first Santa Claus? https://t.co/Ge4cbxlAzw
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 16, 2017
if evolution has been acknowledged as scientific fact why are there still people who dont believe in evolution https://t.co/guSqZZhH4z
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) August 16, 2017
If Earth is round why are so many maps flat https://t.co/n7CDDlvrCK
— Shrek (@jacksfilms) August 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/897845010057510912
Flawless, imo.