Tiffany Haddish Reveals A Failed Date With Goddamn Drake Set Her Back $100K

Comedian Tiffany Haddish has owned up to being quite a sentimental woman as she likes to keep mementos from all her dates in the form of dick pics.

During her appearance on the Carmichael Show, she revealed that she collects photos of the private parts of her dates for what she has dubbed her “dick pic book.”

“When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date, I would ask a guy if I could see his penis. And then I would pull out my disposable camera and I would ask him, ‘Can I take a picture of your penis? Not your face or anything. I just want to remember your penis,’” she explained. “It was a nice little coffee table conversation situation.”

That list of men does not including Drake, unfortunately, ‘coz apparently he once stood her up on a date.

The comedian claims she exchanged text messages with the rapper after appearing in his ‘Nice For What’ music video back in April and the pair made plans to go out together.

“He’s like, ‘Man, I’m so excited about the video.’ I said, ‘Man, I’m excited about the video too,’” she recalled. “He was like, ‘We should hang out some time,’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, I’m down to hang out. I’m cool to hang out. You let me know.’ And he was like, ‘Let me take you to dinner.’ And I was like, ‘That sounds good,’ and he was like, ‘OK, cool, cool. We’ll make it work.’”

Haddish took the necessary steps to prepare for her date with the beloved rapper including getting a wax and picking a fire outfit.

“Shoot, I go get my mustache waxed, you know what I’m saying? Get my armpits waxed, got me a nice little dress,” she said.

“Then I’m like, ‘So what time are we heading out? Are you sending a car? Like, where are we going?’” she recounted. “And then he’s like, ‘Oh, man. My bad, family emergency. I’m in Canada right now.’”

The comedian revealed that she actually skipped out on a high paying job so that she could see him which cost her $100,000.

“I could have made $100,000 today, but I was trying to see what that D do,” she quipped. “But all right!”

Drake has yet to comment on Tiffany’s recollection of the story.