Usually when it comes to articles like this, we set the scene with a joke or two before getting right on into the meat of the subject matter, but this may be one of the rare occasions where we’re actually lost for words.
Gentle readers, meet the Svakom Siime Camera Vibrator – that’s the ‘Sex Selfie Stick’ if you’re nasty.
This device, the bastard offspring of an endoscopic camera and a vibrator, allows you to capture raw footage from the inside of your orifice of choice while you’re using it, giving you an up-close view of … well, everything.
How could this possibly get better?
“Thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, sharing the view with your lover couldn’t be easier – whether you’re sat right next to each other or miles apart,” said a representative of it’s old distributor Lovehoney.
Oh, right, that’s how.
Lovehoney’s Australian store used to have the sex selfie stick for a cool $169.95, but since you asked, they are sadly now a discontinued item. Svacom, however, still have them on their direct site. Whatever you choose to do with this information is up to you.
Last year, Fleshlight introduced a tool that lets you literally fuck your iPad. Sothe sex selfie stick is absolutely not the most chaotic sex toy in existence.
Enjoy responsibly.
