The Razzies: A Celebration Of Bad

The Oscars, Hollywood’s night of nights, is just around the corner, and you know what that means: time to get a wax.

It also means it’s time to recognise those movies, actors and filmmakers that are so repellent, that they makes films like ‘Chicago’ look good.

Enter the Razzies – the annual awards ceremony held to dis-honour the worst cinematic uh ohs of the year.
The 2010 nominations are in, and once again the big Hollywood moneymakers dominated the race with G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and the second installments of the Twilight and Transformers franchises out in front.

And the nominees are…

Worst Picture
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
All About Steve

Our pick: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Why: We’d rather self harm, get buried alive, contract herpes or sleep with Wallace Shawn rather than watch it again. Not even so bad it’s good – so bad it’s alarming and depressing and unhealthy.

Worst Actor
Jonas Brothers – Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Will Ferrell – Land of the Lost
Steve Martin – Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy – Imagine That
John Travolta – Old Dogs

Our Pick: Four-way tie between the middle-aged guys.
Why: Sure the Jonas Brothers are a pain, but what’s even more painful is seeing former greats stoop to such ungodly lows. Shame, shame, shame.

Worst Actress
Beyonce – Obsessed
Sandra Bullock – All About Steve
Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen AND Jennifer’s Body
Sarah Jessica Parker – Did You Hear About The Morgans

Our Pick:Sandra Bullock
Why: Bullock might win an Oscar this year. SANDRA BULLOCK. That would be like Liza Minelli winning the Most Sensible award. It just can’t happen.

Perhaps the closest of all the Razzie Award races will be for the Worst Screen Couple, with Kristen Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Latuner going head to head with Will Ferrell and any co-star, creature, or “comic riff” from Land of the Lost.

For the full list of nominees check the Razzies website