As the psychic trauma of The Bachelor’s finale reverberated around Australia last night, the fine folks / masochists at Channel 10 apparently took stock of the damage they had wrought and thought to themselves, “how can we make this even worse for the already stricken public?”
Well, we’re proud distraught to announce they did indeed find a way. They invited also-ran Nikki Gogan onto The Project, less than 24 hours after we all witnessed the greatest reality TV robbery of all time, and she proved why it was so easy for Australia to get behind her – and why her betrayal loss was so hard to handle.
“I’m not the first person to fall in love with someone who doesn’t love them back, and I won’t be the last…Richie and Alex don’t deserve any kind of backlash, they’re two young people in love, and that’s a beautiful thing.”
While the producers upstairs were probs gunning for an all-out riot, hosts Gorgi Coghlan and Waleed Aly kept their Q’s juuust pointed enough to keep the pair on their toes. On the objectively fkd concept of dating 25 women at a time – and the obvious connection he had with Nikki – Richie said he took each relationship seriously for his own sanity. No mention of ours, though:
“People do get invested in what they’re looking at on TV, and we built a special relationship, but my heart belongs to Alex.”
Watching the series, did you ever think the words “shrine of brunettes with knives” in ’em would come out of his mouth? Welp, they did, as he mocked the public’s appraisal of his fair-haired proclivities. A casual mention of Alex’s possibly bottle-blonde hair couldn’t mask that uneasy imagery.
Speaking of, the infamous chocolate bath was broached once more, taking things straight back into night-terror territory. Somehow, to the obvious disgust of the panel, Richie and Alex spoke v. fondly of the goopy choccie yuk tub.
Watch the whole exchange and cure your dessert cravings right here:
Richie & Alex talk social media, Nikki, brunettes, long distance & chocolate baths! ?? #TheBachelorAU #TheProjectTV https://t.co/ESdi1dV72C
— #TheProjectTV (@theprojecttv) September 16, 2016
Source and photo: The Project / Tenplay.