Millionaires – they’re just like us! They even like to have a sneaky fap for free when they can get away with it!
Such is the case with Samuel L. Jackson. At a press conference for the new Captain America film, the star told journalists that he considers the free porn sharing site RedTube to be the greatest pop cultural innovation of the last 50 years.
While everyone else was trying to shake the mental image of Nick Fury having a bat in his trailer between takes, the porn industry was getting PISSED. It seems they don’t like people downloading their product for free.
Porn stars – they’re just like us! They work for a living and resent it when people pirate their movies!
Adult film actress Catalina Cruz, star of Licensed To Blow parts one through four, is demanding a boycott of Jackson’s movies, and claims that the suits in Hollywood should do as much to combat porn theft as they do mainstream movie piracy.
Tanya Tate, star of Tanya Tate’s Tea & Muffin Party and owner of the world’s greatest IMDB page, reached out via TMZ, telling Jackson that if he wants, she’ll send him a selection of her films to sample so he can see the error of his RedTube-ing ways.
In the meantime, the adult film industry had best watch its back – Samuel L. Jackson will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to take away his free pr0n.
