The Leaked ‘Jurassic World’ Plot Features Hybrid Dinos, Sounds Enjoyably Bonkers

“Dun-duuun dun-duuuun, der-ner-neeeeeeeeer ner-neeer ner-neeeeeer!” 

Jusassic World, the fourth film in the Jurassic Park series, is actually definitely happening for real. This morning, pop culture website JoBlo revealed what they’re claiming is a leaked summary of the plot, and if it turns out to be true, then you’re safe in assuming that the film, which stars Chris Pratt‘s abs and Judy “I’m Up Here, Michael” Greer, is going to be wonderfully batshit insane.

JoBlo posted:

“They splice together a T-Rex, raptor, snake, and cuttlefish to create a monstrous new dino that, of course, gets loose and terrorizes the park. …some of the Dinos are “good guys” that are trained by Chris Pratt’s character. The big bad dinosaur has instant camouflage abilities, like the cuttlefish, so he blends into the background, is smart like the velociraptor, uses his jaw like a snake, and can terrorize like the T-Rex.”

On a basic plot level, that sounds fucking ridiculous, because Jurassic Park has been ravaged and terrorised fuck-knows how many times by runaway dinosaurs at this point, and the scientists there should really know better than to create new, more efficient killing machines. On a “holy shit, camouflage dinosaurs!” level, we’re way into it.  

Bryce Dallas Howard stars as the mean lady who supposedly created the new breed of monsters. Jake Johnson of New Girl is also in the film. Presumably, his character will form a tender-yet-fraught relationship with a hybrid quirkasaurus who will help him through his daddy issues and then eat him on the toilet when his guard’s down. Oh my god, we can not wait for this movie.

Jurassic World is out June 2015.

via JoBlo

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