The latest meme to take that all-consuming internet by storm is the “first of all” meme, and tbqh with you, it might be the most relatable meme in history.
I know, I know, ALL memes are relatable somehow, and it’s the reason why an entire generation of otherwise functioning adults now calls dogs “doggos” and like to boop their heckin’ snoots.
But have a read of these and tell me they aren’t, like, totally you.
“What percent you on?”
First of all this my charger
— Nupetoven (@AntoineViccario) October 15, 2017
"are you stressed?"
first of all, obviously
— Shannon Beveridge (@nowthisisliving) October 19, 2017
“You read my message but didn’t reply”
First of all I didn’t mean to read it
— b.b ???? (@Benoo_Brown) October 15, 2017
first of all I’m taller than you
— mamí (@tessahilll) October 15, 2017
First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours
— zannah (@notjustblondee) October 16, 2017
"all that mAkeups doesn't look naturaL"
First of all, this is purple glitter eyeshadow. that's the point
— La Bronze James (@jackieaina) October 16, 2017
“drop the attitude”
first of all, i didn’t have an attitude but i can pick one up real quick
— Teenager Notes (@teenagernotes) October 19, 2017
“You’re almost 22, you should have learned about taxes in high school.”
First of all, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
— Logan (@LJD31) October 17, 2017
The meme is super new, and according to meme encyclopedia Know Your Meme can pretty much be traced back to this one from October 1.
“Why you ain’t text me back”
First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.
— megs✨ (@unbotheredbliss) October 2, 2017
Honestly, these are the sassy clapbacks the internet runs on. Like gas, but sass.
“I love it when I make your eyes roll back”
First of all babe, I’m possessed
— s boogie???? (@saikwonboogie) October 15, 2017
“Go and message your other girls”
First of all, you are the other girl
— ✨ BOY® (@AbdiTV) October 14, 2017
Brands are even starting to get involved, which usually means the meme has well and truly died but in Netflix’s case, we’ll allow it.
“Are you still watching"
First of all, I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough
— Netflix US (@netflix) October 15, 2017
Enjoy this meme while you can before a yogurt brand starts using them to promote its low-fat fermented milk or some shit. You know it’s inevitable.Image: Broad City