Folks – put me in Horny Jail and throw away the key. I am officially turning myself in for a life sentence. Frankly, I’m turning the entire PEDESTRIAN.TV office and the general world in. Let’s all go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200 over our extreme thirst for… Kit Harington’s beautiful butt.
It is a lovely butt. A strong, muscular, even-toned delight. Watching it flex is a thing of beauty, and I for one am not ashamed to say it. I’ll scream it from the rooftops. KIT HARINGTON YOUR BUTT IS MAGICAL!
You wanna see the butt? You get to see the butt.
http://akatomholland.tumblr.com/post/164699250245/kit-harington-in-game-of-thrones-7×07
LOOOOOOOORD. *sweats profusely*
Here are some people who agree with me and are soon to join me in my Horny cell.
Everything I wanted to happen in the #GameOfThrones finale happened.
And I saw Jon Snow’s butt.
Winter came and so did I.
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) August 28, 2017
I hereby pledge my adoration & loyalty to the true star of tonight #GameofThrones‘ finale…
Jon 👏🏻 Snow’s 👏🏻 Butt 👏🏻— Leanne Aguilera (@leanneaguilera) August 28, 2017
Me: I’m not really a butt guy.
Also me: Jon Snow’s ass is why I believe in god.— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) August 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/ty4e88/status/902022541505691649
Zombie dragon but Jon’s butt might still be the most remarkable part of the episode idk 50/50 #GameOfThrones
— Naina 🦴 (@narniarawr) August 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/magophers/status/902002005023105025
I hope we’ve all enjoyed the journey that has been Kit Harington’s butt. But let’s not forget the true perfect butt of television… one JAMIE FRASER.
Still my favorite butt… pic.twitter.com/v6MsRNcAKO
— Courtney Bowlden (@cbowlden) August 28, 2017
I need to go have a cold shower now.
