The current television landscape is peppered with a variety of reality shows but nothing, and I do mean nothing, will ever fill the designer shoes of The Hills (not even its revival, don’t @ me).
With a gang of spoiled, entitled rich folk and their petty but fascinating drama came a whole bunch of batshit quotes that we still think about to this day.
But while the bizarre circumstances that these California kids found themselves in may not be totally relatable, the crazy quotes that were uttered throughout the series can easily be dropped into convo in any millennial’s 2019 drama.
With the entire series now streaming on Stan, we’ve pored through the OG series to pluck out a bunch of iconic quotes that can be used to help you back up any modern day argument.
1. When the new guy at work uses the last tea bag and doesn’t warn anyone
2. Realising there’s still two months left of Mercury Retrograde
3. When your office crush resigns and you can’t stand anyone else at your workplace
4. When you need to provide concrete examples as to why your bestie shouldn’t take back that toxic guy (just sub ‘combat boots’ for whatever weird shit he’s worn at the beach in the past. Scroll through his Insta, there must be something)
5. When your housemate eats the leftover Thai and won’t cop up to it
6. When you’re drunkenly scrolling through the apps and need advice on which way to swipe
7. When the app says your food delivery guy is 10 mins away but then he takes a wrong turn
8. When the local pizza shop gives you BBQ instead of tomato for the thousandth time and they’re apologising profusely but they’ve done their dash with you
9. When you’re trying to pressure your tight-ass mate into going on the group European vacay
10. Scolding your cat after he’s taken a dump on your bed
11. When your BFF starts dating some new bloke and suddenly vanishes from your life
12. When this year’s Bachelor doesn’t pick your favourite contestant
13. When you find out your celebrity crush is dating an equally unattainable celeb
14. When your friend shaves their legs and you can feel their powers of attraction grow exponentially
15. When your friend tries to have a go at you for saying stupid shit when you were drunk but you can’t even remember WTF you said
16. When you’re arguing with your boyfriend and his mum tries to offer her unsolicited opinion
17. When your mates say you’re harsh for leaving the driver 1 star but, like, he played horrendous music and stunk like Satan’s nutsack
18. When your friend doesn’t order a side of fries and you catch them eyeing yours
19. When your stomach doesn’t agree with the leftovers that have been sitting in your fridge for a couple of days
20. When you spy your work wife chewing gum and she didn’t offer you a stick
21. Making conversation with the chick at Sephora as she applies the free sample to your ugly mug
22. When you suggest a cheese and wine night but all your mates have jumped on the latest BS dieting trend
23. When the jackass who ghosted you keeps viewing and replying to your Instagram Stories
24. Filling in your dating profile bio:
25. When your sweet elderly neighbour tries to set you up with her drop-kick grandson
26. When your boss accuses you of leaving heaps early last Friday but it was only a 5 minute early mark
27. When your date isn’t a Friends fan
28. “Avocado is now $1.50 extra”
29. When your friend introduces you to their new pet puppy
30. When you’re the only one in your group of mates who wasn’t invited to the wedding of someone you all went to school with
31. When your pet doesn’t rush to your feet the second you walk through the door
32. When your friend fills you in on your actions at da clurb last night and your only embarro moment was demanding the DJ play One Direction