IT’S GOLDEN GLOBES DAY!
You probably knew that though, since we’ve written, like, five articles about it already and they’re not even a third of the way through the damn ceremony. POP CULTURE, AYE?! It’s a beautiful thing.
Another beautiful thing about the Golden Globes is – and this is common knowledge, not just from us – everyone gets real pissed.
It’s understandable, because there’s not just booze when the stars are sitting at their big tables listening to the awards ceremony. There’s booze every single step of the way.
For example, the Golden Globes‘ red carpet was COVERED with Moët & Chandon piccolos. Champagne + red carpet = normal, right?
We mean actual whole piccolos were being handed out. With a little glass attached to the top of the mini bottle.
So, rather than a swanky crystal champagne flute or coupe glass, stars were legit swigging champers out of the bottle on the red carpet.
Just take a ruddy gander at celebs (albeit, some very awkwardly) holding these bottles:
Photos: Michael Kovac / Getty.
Chrissy Teigen was also bloody loving it:
@goldenglobes the tiny bottles of champagne
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 7, 2017
And there’s plenty o’ online conversation swirling about it, too:
— Lisa Dent (@LisaDentRadio) January 9, 2017
— John Janis (@johnjanis) January 9, 2017
I wonder if I can volunteer to clean up after the #GoldenGlobes…I’m so NOT above drinking leftover champagne out of bottles…or glasses.
— Karen and Jeffrey (@KarenNJeffrey) January 9, 2017
— Dawn Chubai (@dawnchubai) January 9, 2017
— Tim Schooler (@TimSchooler1) January 9, 2017
Life goals: attend the Golden Globes. I need those mini bottles of champagne ???? #GoldenGlobes
— Not Average PostGrad (@NA_PostGrad) January 9, 2017
How do I get one of those bottle toppers that make it acceptable/classy to drink straight from a champagne bottle? #GoldenGlobes
— Haley (@oh_heyitshaley) January 9, 2017
#GoldenGlobes I totally need one of those champagne bottle cups/caps!
— Jill Griffith (@bishy3) January 9, 2017
— Shannon Pratt (@ShannonPratt) January 9, 2017
Um, they have champagne bottles with little funnels on them so you can just drink. Give. #goldenglobes
— Abby (@Schmabsagail) January 9, 2017
so did no one bring champagne flutes to the #GoldenGlobes?
— Shane English (@ShaneME_Writes) January 9, 2017
Where exactly does one purchase these funnel thingies? We urgently need at least a hundred immediately. For a friend.
Source: Getty / Twitter.
Photo: Michael Kovac / Getty