IT’S GOLDEN GLOBES DAY! 

You probably knew that though, since we’ve written, like, five articles about it already and they’re not even a third of the way through the damn ceremony. POP CULTURE, AYE?! It’s a beautiful thing. 

Another beautiful thing about the Golden Globes is – and this is common knowledge, not just from us – everyone gets real pissed. 

It’s understandable, because there’s not just booze when the stars are sitting at their big tables listening to the awards ceremony. There’s booze every single step of the way. 

For example, the Golden Globes‘ red carpet was COVERED with Moët & Chandon piccolos. Champagne + red carpet = normal, right?

EL WRONGO. 

We mean actual whole piccolos were being handed out. With a little glass attached to the top of the mini bottle. 

So, rather than a swanky crystal champagne flute or coupe glass, stars were legit swigging champers out of the bottle on the red carpet. 

See?

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

AMAZING. 

Just take a ruddy gander at celebs (albeit, some very awkwardly) holding these bottles:

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

Photos: Michael Kovac / Getty. 

Chrissy Teigen was also bloody loving it:

And there’s plenty o’ online conversation swirling about it, too:

The Globes Provided Fancy Funnels So Celebs Could Slam Moët From The Bottle

Where exactly does one purchase these funnel thingies? We urgently need at least a hundred immediately. For a friend.

Source: Getty / Twitter.

Photo: Michael Kovac / Getty