February is just around the corner (jesus christ when did that happen), which means an entire new month’s worth of hot, hot content from the benevolent streaming overlords, Netflix. And if the list of new releases is anything to go by, it’s gonna be a real, real, real, real, good-ass, real good time.
We already know the likes of Get Out, Dirty John, and Velvet Buzzsaw are arriving at various points in February, which already makes it one of the more anticipated Netflix months in recent memory, but today’s list of fresh content pushes it over the edge into being a Hall of Fame contender.
Among the litany of top quality gear is The Fate of the Furious, the spooky as hell The Conjuring and its equally as spooky sequel, the all-time classic Liar Liar, a gleefully magnificent-looking Mexican edition of ¡Nailed It!, and the piss-taking romcom satire Isn’t It Romantic with Rebel Wilson and Liam Hemsworth.
There’s also a tiny little comedy film you may have heard of called Role Models arriving on the platform come February 15th, which should be enough for even the most placid of you to dust off the national uniform of Kissmyanthia and be stupid in two languages.
Cop the full list of releases hitting Netflix throughout February below.
February 1st
Siempre Bruja – Season 1
Nightflyers – Season 1
Russian Doll – Season 1
Gotham – Season 4
Dear Ex
Velvet Buzzsaw
Free Rein: Valentine’s Day
True: Happy Hearts Day
The Conjuring
The Conjuring 2
Enough
Takers
30 Minutes or Less
The Hunt for Red October
It Takes Two
The Rite
Jawbreaker
Quarantine
The Roommate
February 2nd
The Fate of the Furious
February 5th
Romance is a Bonus Book – Season 1 (weekly episodes)
Ray Romano: Right Here, Around The Corner
February 7th
Ghost in the Shell
February 8th
Unauthorized Living – Season 1
One Day at a Time – Season 3
¡Nailed It! Mexico – Season 1
The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants – Season 2
El Árbol De La Sangre
High Flying Bird
ReMastered: The Two Killings of Sam Cooke
Kevin Hart’s Guide to Black History
February 9th
Get Out
February 10th
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj – Season 2 (weekly episodes)
February 11th
Flavorful Origins: Chaoshan Cuisine – Season 1
February 13th
Chronicle
February 14th
Dirty John – Season 1
Dating Around – Season 1
Ken Jeong: You Complete Me, Ho
Paddington
February 15th
The Umbrella Academy – Season 1
The Dragon Prince – Season 2
Homeland – Season 7
Yucatan
Larry Charles’ Dangerous World of Comedy
Identity Thief
Liar Liar
Jarhead
Dawn of the Dead
Role Models
Safe House
Concussion
The Secret Garden
February 16th
Sausage Party
February 21st
The Space Between Us
February 22nd
Rebellion – Season 2
Workin’ Moms – Season 1
GO! Vive A Tu Manera – Season 1
Suburra – Season 2
The Big Family Cooking Showdown – Season 2
Tales By Light – Season 3
Chef’s Table – Volume 6
Paddleton
The Photographer of Mauthausen
Firebrand
Paris Is Us
February 24th
Jupiter Ascending
February 25th
Van Helsing – Season 3
February 26th
Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments – Season 3B
February 28th
Isn’t It Romantic
The Shallows
The Other Boleyn Girl
It’s Kind of a Funny Story
Power Rangers
TBA
Star Trek: Discovery – Season 2 (weekly episodes)
