The Full List Of Netflix February Releases Is Here & It Whips A Lotta Sack

February is just around the corner (jesus christ when did that happen), which means an entire new month’s worth of hot, hot content from the benevolent streaming overlords, Netflix. And if the list of new releases is anything to go by, it’s gonna be a real, real, real, real, good-ass, real good time.

We already know the likes of Get Out, Dirty John, and Velvet Buzzsaw are arriving at various points in February, which already makes it one of the more anticipated Netflix months in recent memory, but today’s list of fresh content pushes it over the edge into being a Hall of Fame contender.

Among the litany of top quality gear is The Fate of the Furious, the spooky as hell The Conjuring and its equally as spooky sequel, the all-time classic Liar Liar, a gleefully magnificent-looking Mexican edition of ¡Nailed It!, and the piss-taking romcom satire Isn’t It Romantic with Rebel Wilson and Liam Hemsworth.

There’s also a tiny little comedy film you may have heard of called Role Models arriving on the platform come February 15th, which should be enough for even the most placid of you to dust off the national uniform of Kissmyanthia and be stupid in two languages.

Cop the full list of releases hitting Netflix throughout February below.

February 1st
Siempre Bruja – Season 1
Nightflyers – Season 1
Russian Doll – Season 1
Gotham – Season 4
Dear Ex
Velvet Buzzsaw
Free Rein: Valentine’s Day
True: Happy Hearts Day
The Conjuring
The Conjuring 2
30 Minutes or Less
The Hunt for Red October
It Takes Two
The Rite
The Roommate

February 2nd
The Fate of the Furious

February 5th
Romance is a Bonus Book – Season 1 (weekly episodes)
Ray Romano: Right Here, Around The Corner

February 7th
Ghost in the Shell

February 8th
Unauthorized Living – Season 1
One Day at a Time – Season 3
¡Nailed It! Mexico – Season 1
The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants – Season 2
El Árbol De La Sangre
High Flying Bird
ReMastered: The Two Killings of Sam Cooke
Kevin Hart’s Guide to Black History

February 9th
Get Out

February 10th
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj – Season 2 (weekly episodes)

February 11th
Flavorful Origins: Chaoshan Cuisine – Season 1

February 13th

February 14th
Dirty John – Season 1
Dating Around – Season 1
Ken Jeong: You Complete Me, Ho

February 15th
The Umbrella Academy – Season 1
The Dragon Prince – Season 2
Homeland – Season 7
Larry Charles’ Dangerous World of Comedy
Identity Thief
Liar Liar
Dawn of the Dead
Role Models
Safe House
The Secret Garden

February 16th
Sausage Party

February 21st
The Space Between Us

February 22nd
Rebellion – Season 2
Workin’ Moms – Season 1
GO! Vive A Tu Manera – Season 1
Suburra – Season 2
The Big Family Cooking Showdown – Season 2
Tales By Light – Season 3
Chef’s Table – Volume 6
The Photographer of Mauthausen
Paris Is Us

February 24th
Jupiter Ascending

February 25th
Van Helsing – Season 3

February 26th
Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments – Season 3B

February 28th
Isn’t It Romantic
The Shallows
The Other Boleyn Girl
It’s Kind of a Funny Story
Power Rangers

Star Trek: Discovery – Season 2 (weekly episodes)