Some names transcend age. Laura. Harry. Jane. Olivia. Matthew. Whether you’re a baby or a 99-year-old, your name makes sense, either in some iteration or as is.
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Then there are names that simply cannot be held by a baby. A baby cannot have any of these names, it is against the order of this world. People with these names simply come into existence as grown adults, get old and pass on. They are never children. I won’t believe it.
- Wayne
- Helen
- Beverly
- Bernadette
- Angelo
- Steve
- Ronald
- Marion
- Graham
- Geraldine
- Sharon
- Irene
- Tracey
- Gavin
- Neil
- Dorothy
- Geoff (Jeff is allowed)
- Greg
- Gloria
- Karen
- Ian
- Kevin
- Gary
- Bruce
- Craig
- Frank
- Ursula
- Kyle
- Brian
- Dell
- Patricia
- Deborah
- Donna
- Carol
- Terry
- Roger
- Rhonda
- Elaine
- Maureen
- Darren
That’s it.
