When you’re young, famous and stupid, you leave yourself not only open to the whole entertainment industry weighing in after you crash and burn, but the whole world.
Which is exactly what is happening to Justin Bieber right now.
After a drug induced drag racing escapade with partner-in-crime Khalil, Bieber ended up spending a whopping eight hours in jail. During his time in lock-up, Twitter caught hold of the situation, and since then has basically been going bonkers, with everyone from Ellen DeGeneres to Flava Flav weighing in on the situation.
Though it was probably Seth Rogan who put it best.
All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 23, 2014
A sentiment echoed by many around the world. Other members of the entertainment industry were less scathing in their responses, but by no means less hilarious…
Condragulations, your son is a woman! @RuPaulsDragRace Justin Bieber’s official mugshot has been released: pic.twitter.com/ZBLj5gSixM
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) January 23, 2014
Im starting to miss the young, adorable mop bucket peeing, house egging & strip club raging Bieber of 2013. #belieber #DUIeber
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 23, 2014
Who amongst us hasn’t drag-raced a Lambo in Miami on pills? #FreeBieber
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) January 23, 2014
Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus look the same.. pic.twitter.com/PMvJy2EGPq
— Christian Carlos™ (@DreamVillainous) January 23, 2014
While these people actually set out to intentionally be humorous and poke fun at Bieb’s demise, it’s also worthy to note the sheer number of Beliebers out there who are unintentionally providing hilarity to anyone who happens to be following this shit on Twitter. The sheer amount of teenage angst (because ‘no one will ever understand me but Bieber’) is enough to sell out stadium shows around the world.
Oh wait, it does.
NOOOOOOOO JUSTIN I LOVE YOU I CRYING HELLOP NOOOOOO
— we are unbreakable (@biebsdrxwjustin) January 23, 2014
I am helpless. I can’t do anything to help Justin. What if one day we wake up and Justin’s gone. I don’t even want to think about it.
— ?Kidrauhl? (@kidrauhlcharts) January 23, 2014
I tried to hide all my emotions but as soon as someone asked me what was up I just broke down??
— I LOVE YOU JUSTIN (@alexlovesbiebah) January 23, 2014
And because no tweet list is ever complete without something from Ricky Gervais…
Prison name: Justine Bieber
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 23, 2014
