And with that, we’re off. How are Australia’s worst couples doing this week? Let’s check in on each one individually.
Zoe And Alex
Cultured Zoe takes affable tradie Alex to the National Gallery of Victoria, presumably hoping that he’ll knock over a priceless Ming vase or laugh at renaissance boobs, but, to her great surprise, he actually enjoys himself and asks some insightful questions about the art.
“Alex has got the kind of mind that’s quite open to learning different things”, she says, amazed by this revelation. I think it said almost exactly the same thing on my grade two report card.