The good thing about the U.S. versions of the Bachelor and Bachelorette franchises is that they have gone on so long, and the American people have developed such an insatiable bloodlust for drama, that the people who they choose to be contestants end up being completely batshit bonkers.
it’s 2017 and male dating show contestants are the only thing keeping the v-neck industry afloat. pic.twitter.com/Ufyws9QdQZ
— bobby (@bobby) May 18, 2017
Tell us a fun story about a one night stand. I spent all day with this girl and she ended up coming home with me and we had sex. She then received a text saying her brother was missing, so I played asleep so I didn’t have to help!
You, uh, what? Diggy I’m afraid that your fun one night stand story actually makes you seem like a sociopath. Easy mistake to make, but there it is.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I am trying to not make plans in life.Describe your best friend of the opposite sex and why she/she deserves that title: I do not have female friends.
What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? Had sex with a wife while her husband watched.
@vulture OK ALEX pic.twitter.com/tUivCfcz4m
— becca varcoe (@bvrcoe) May 18, 2017
every bachelorette contestant is a shitty product manager who’s constantly asking if you “have a sec to hop on a quick call”
— bobby (@bobby) May 18, 2017
i ve been informed that bachelorette contestant thread was NOT. satire???? pic.twitter.com/FvrfzE3Hxo
— mute me daddy (@post_prufrock) May 18, 2017
why every bachelorette guy look like a getty images photo i buy to slap onto my ad for the biggest used kia dealership in tri county area
— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) May 18, 2017
