Tonight’s episode of The Bachelorette was carnage. Aside from witnessing four guys going home and a creepy ventriloquist dummy, we had steampunk-ish bloke Adrian grace our screens with some top-tier (or bottom-tier, perhaps) fuccboi antics.
About halfway through the episode, Becky and Adrian sat down to chat about the future. It didn’t go well.
Becky wants to make plans. She wants a house, a relationship, y’know, all that usual white picket fence stuff.
Adrian, meanwhile, just wants to hang with the boyzzzzz.
Fuck off with your …..#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/z4MYfNQim1
— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) October 14, 2020
Adrian signing up for a show about finding love & then chatting to the #BacheloretteAU about having fun with da boiz like he just met her in the pasta aisle at Coles is peak straight men dating. pic.twitter.com/0PvsgIURlL
— Live Laugh Lauren (@laurenvedwards) October 14, 2020
Like seriously, he refused to have any serious conversation about the future.
He’s just keen on living in the here and now, along side his boyzzzzz.
You’re telling me the STEAMPUNK guy doesn’t want to focus too much on the FUTURE? You couldn’t make it up. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kIoxGCjtv5
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod) October 14, 2020
https://twitter.com/cynicghoul/status/1316310584342671360
Becky during that entire conversation with Adrian #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jvGThgmWfz
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) October 14, 2020
Clearly the dude’s having fun on the show, but it seems like his heart isn’t really in it.
Maybe he’s holding out for Bachelor in Paradise or just keen on racking in as many Insta followers as he can get.
The face of someone who does not care … and just wants to get on paradise #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/G15y4rGPdT
— aliche (@1alichegrace1) October 14, 2020
Can’t wait to see Adrian on Bach in Paradise and rant-tweet about him in the future #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0aKi8vwktv
— ten (@ten_1996x) October 14, 2020
To top it all off, Becky made her problem our problem by keeping Adrian around.
Like… Saj was right there Becky. You overlooked our precious stargazing prince for a dude who just wants to hang with the boyzzzzz.
https://twitter.com/indyr0se/status/1316313546938937344
SHE CHOSE ADRIAN OVER SAJ?!?! THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!!! Really? Saj brought you on a magical carpet ride. Adrian is just taking you for a ride, PERIOD! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bE9ElEE4gJ
— Jessica (@jessimariemule) October 14, 2020
Good luck saving for that house together, ugh.
At this point, things are looking pretty grim for any kind of wholesome relationship blossoming on the show.
I swear Bachie Twitter is the only reason why I’m persisting with watching this. #BacheloretteAU
— Anouska (@AnouskaHaaket) October 14, 2020
Same.