We’re up to episode nine of The Bachelor and we already have another intruder. Whew-eee. You know what that means: another excuse for Roxi to have a big old scream.
Obviously we knew an intruder would cause some kind of chaos.
But it was Roxi’s mum who prophesied the appearance of Ronda, Roxi’s aggressive alter-ego, that ensured we’d see some ~drama~ tonight.
And drama we saw.
*Bec enters the chat*
The chat:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8IuFoSv8sp
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 9, 2020
But for this intruder to swoop in, sweet-talk Locky in a one-on-one date and snag a rose? Roxi was PISSED.
Roxi when she sees Bec’s rose #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6tOT3C1JyY
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 9, 2020
…or, in fact…
Roxi, explaining her reaction to literally anyone doing literally anything #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/e9T6vsN89g
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod) September 9, 2020
Anyway, another intruder apparently means the end of the world, even though by definition it actually prolongs the show.
Roxie. Mate. There’s 9 of you left. I’d hardly call it “the end”. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pj4OUmzdCN
— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) September 9, 2020
All of Australia to Roxi #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/FZf7HmqqDO
— Kate (@KikkiTee) September 9, 2020
Roxi is losing her shit again because she still can’t grasp the concept of the show she’s on #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/yMankozOnO
— Kylie (@k_rallings) September 9, 2020
It’s not like we couldn’t have foretold how things went down.
Who is Roxi NOT suss about? She smack out a pot plant in the same vicinity as Lochy… 😂#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/dLJtRZ3XgN
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) September 9, 2020
At least Queen Juliette was able to handle her wrath.
Omg Juliet eating an apple while having a full blown bin fire of a conversation with Roxy is a MOVE #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TmAHL6nuop
— aliya عالية (@_aloo_gobi) September 9, 2020
Let’s end on two unrelated notes, shall we?
Juliettes chaotic wine guzzling over-grown fringe energy is very accurate for 2020 ISO vibes
#TheBachelorAU— Lainie Lovett (@lainie_lovett) September 9, 2020
Don’t think you can get away scot-free after running your mouth like that, Osher.
People in Victoria right now as Osher mentions restrictions being eased… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zpDDi2aY2I
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) September 9, 2020
Until next week, and Ronda’s next screaming match.
