Deviant delicaterrorist and Unidentified Teen who threw the second sandwich at Prime Minister Julia Gillard in a month [the first one was Vegemite, because Australia] has been sentenced to up to a week of in-school suspension, and probably no dessert or MSN privileges for, like, a month ;'(
According to a report on the News Ltd network called Silly Sausage Salami Slinger Suspended, Just A Regular Teen in a Hoodie will be removed from his normal classes at Lyneham High School in Canberra for between three-to-five days. T33N will still be subject to the trials and tribz of bein’ m!ssundaztood in the yr ’13; including, but not limited to, those English essays on why alliteration is awesome and the vagaries of [sleepover] politics.
The decision was reportedly arrived at following serious discussion between Teen, Mr & Mrs Teen, and the school, who have taken what ACT education authorities are calling “appropriate action.”
Meanwhile, Gillard’s BF4NEVA Kevin Rudd has condemned the attack for the blatant lack of regard it shows for the prestige of the office. Also, “it is the waste of a perfectly good salami sandwich. He should have eaten it for his lunch.”
Opposition spokesman Joe Hockey concurred, finding the incident demonstrated a lack of “basic respect;” he also described it as “repugnant,” not only because throwing anything but constructive ideas at the PM is awful but because salami is pretty gross, I mean, you don’t even know for sure what’s in it, seriously.
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