The most perfect celebrity story of the year has been debunked, ruining what would have been a literally and metaphorically self-contained yarn for the ages.
— SPIN 1038 (@spin1038) July 17, 2017
“A fleet of cars including two large cadillacs (sic) and three suv’s arrive at Tailor (sic) Swift’s apartment in Tribecca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck.“Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package carefully as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time.”
“I’m just so grateful to be in this suitcase. I love this suitcase so much! Oh my God. I’m so lucky to be in this suitcase!” – Taylor Swift
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) July 17, 2017
I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life. Taylor Swift *IS* hiding in that suitcase.
— Hannah Orenstein (@hannahorens) July 17, 2017
It’s amazing how much Taylor Swift and I have in common. I mean, we both are young, talented, beautiful, and can fit inside of a suitcase.
— Robots With Rayguns (@robtswthrayguns) July 17, 2017
Me, a pleb: I pack my clothes in a suitcase when I need to travel.
You, Taylor Swift: I pack myself in a suitcase when I travel.
— Luke Brown (@MLukeBrown) July 17, 2017