And the Swiss version is kicking off its fourth season, with a 38-year-old former Mister Swizerland by the name of Tobias Rentsch the newest hunka Euro love looking for his match.
The opening episode introduced the class of girls all vying, scraping, and clawing for his attention.
And then this happened…
Cinderella ging doch irgendwie anders?
Posted by Der Bachelor (Schweiz) on Monday, 19 October 2015
If you can’t make heads or tails of what exactly just went down – other than a man with a hockey coach haircut getting someone he’d barely met to suck champagne out of a shoe – fear not!
Utilising our absolutely real and one-hundred percent fluent skills in all European languages* (*not even remotely true), we have compiled a translation that should shed some light on things for you all.
Enjoy.
*champagne cork pops*
“Whoa!”
*laughs*
“So, do you remember the classic fairytale of Cinderella?”
“*gasp* Yesssssss!”
“Well, I’ve never told anyone this. But it’s always been a childhood dream of mine to recreate that classic scene in Cinderella where Prince Charming finds the girl from the ball and then sinks bulk piss from her shoe.”
“Uh…. I don’t think you’re thinking of the right story, dude.”
“Sure I am! See, he gets down on one knee and reefs her clog off, then he slams the biz from out of it, and then later on they lock her evil step-sisters out of the house so she can chuck him a you beaut sucko.”
“Ummm… Literal double-ewe tee eff.”
“DO A FUCKING SHOEY.“
“Oh, god. We don’t all have to do that, right? Because I only packed my Cons and you do not want to know where they have been.”
“Here we go. Got this bottle of Spumante especially for this.”
“You first. Bottoms up, love.”
“What! You couldn’t even finish the whole thing? Maaaaaaaaate.”
“Check this out. I can sink piss like a legend.”
“DOUBLE UP, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ.”
“Shotgun not snogging him first.”
