At some point over the last few years, the internet mutually agreed to forget about The 40-Year-Old Virgin and start being unbearably horny for Steve Carell. This is not to suggest that there weren’t people horny for him prior to this, but there was definitely a turning point.
Over the past week it has intensified, after photos of Carell rocking a new silver fox look caused the internet to develop an enormous, gender-neutral boner for the Office star. Behold this tweet, which has been retweeted 35,000 times.
Honestly take your Goslings and your Zayns Malik and give me 2017 Steve Carell pic.twitter.com/lUWWF2A8Ue
— Chloe Gilke (@GilkeAsCharged) June 21, 2017
And again.
Hot Steve Carell is your ex boyfriend who is honestly just doing better without you pic.twitter.com/H4vLRAnji6
— Alex Lasker (@StateOf_ALaska) June 26, 2017
And again.
if you dont want steve carell at his 2006 you dont deserve him at his 2017 https://t.co/dr3sujEGu1
— p (@htepxige) June 23, 2017
Well, Steve is aware of the online thirst unilaterally delivered in his direction, according to an essential scoop from Entertainment Tonight.
“I am so sick of people just looking at me for my physical attributes,” he told reporters. “It’s just genetic. There’s nothing I can do.”
He did say, perhaps not entirely earnestly, that he was “busting with pride” over having large swathes of the internet wanting to fuck him. When asked what his wife reckons about all that, he replied, “You know, I think she’s hot, and that’s all that matters.”
Yeah, righto chief.
Source: Page Six.
Photo: Getty Images.
