The ‘Sunrise’ Team Lost Their Shit Over Sam Armytage’s Normie Mozzie Bite Hack

Aussies are really good at dealing with mozzie bites. We know all the tricks – calamine lotion, coconut oil, etc etc etc.

Except apparently we aren’t all across the usual tricks for mozzie bites. I’m looking at you, Sunrise and The Morning Show hosts.

See, this morning for what was meant to be a promo for The Morning Show, which follows Sunrise, Larry Emdur and Kylie Gillies were all set to tell Australia their nifty hack for relieving the itch of mozzie bites. That’s when Sam Armytage jumped in excitedly and dug a cross into her skin with her nails.

‘That’s the old put your fingernail in it like a cross in the mozzie bite,’ she said confidently.

Rather than be like “oh yes, I know that one”, the team looked completely baffled.

Honestly, Mark Beretta‘s face there is my everyday mood.

Anyway, the trick – where you stab your nail into the mozzie bite twice to form a cross shape, is so fucking normie I can’t handle it. EVERYONE learnt that in school, right? Right?? A quick office poll confirmed this for us, but please assure me in our FB comments that I am not wrong on this.

“That sounds painful,” Nat commented. What? Nat? What??

How did not one, but FIVE grown Aussie adults somehow miss the cross-hack memo? Look at their fucking faces.

NAT ARE U OK.

NAT. ARE YOU OK.

Honestly this may be the most un-Australian thing to ever happen on TV.

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