A little while ago, we wrote that the relationship between Sean and Susan on Channel 9’s Married At First Sight was the most authentic and wholesome thing Australian reality TV has coughed up in living memory.
Now, it appears the shitstorm between him and second-chance “wife” Cheryl Maitland has reached its most intense point, as The Daily Telegraph claims Jonesy woke to find another bloke sleeping in Maitland’s bed during his visit to her Queensland home.
Again, y’all won’t get to see that one go down, but you can expect to see that incident’s ramifications play out during tonight’s Commitment Ceremony (why are there so many of these? Does commitment need topping up like a bloody Myki?).
If you want to erase all of the warm and fuzzies Sean & Susan created, you’ll be able to watch this disaster unfold at 7:30 tonight. We certainly will. Then, we’ll probably scream into our pillows until our throats bleed.