There is no season of The Bachelorette without a villain, and last night’s record-breaking premiere brought us Ryan.
Ryan is a 26-year-old construction foreman, and is looking for a girl with spontaneity. He likes to be in charge, describes himself as charismatic, and last night made enemies of just about everyone by grabbing Sophie Monk off for a chat before she’d even had a chance to make a speech.
Ryan is every self-entitled fucko you’ve ever had the misfortune of needing a ‘rescue’ from.
After last night’s shenanigans, Sportsbet is paying $14 for him to make The Bachelorette final three. Those are… not great odds, to be sure.
But even less great odds is the fact that they’re paying $31 for the New Zealand-born bloke to be deported back home. Treat our Sophie with anything less than the utmost respect, my lad, and we’ll be personally waving you off from Kingsford Smith Airport.
Sportsbet is also paying $101 for Ryan to win The Bachelorette 2017, and $501 for him to be elected as Prime Minister in the 2017 New Zealand general election. Pigs might fly, tbh – and if he gets deported, they will.
