Son of a Glitch! iPad 2 Riddled with Defects

The iPad 2, Apple‘s pride and joy, its heroic punisher of antiquated media, has turned out to be a giant pile of crap. Forums were threaded today with complaints from irate customers importuning fellow message board trawlers.

It has been stated that several major defects have arisen since its release, including dead pixels, back light bleeding and antenna issues.

We recently ran a piece on the consumer frenzy apple creates and the hysteria which surrounds new product release. Some even even likened it to religious cults – the only difference is, when a religious cult hands you the bible it’s unlikely to start flickering whilst receiving a weak antenna signal. Unless of course you have the e-book version of the bible. Then you’re fucked.

Apple faced heavy scrutiny after the iPhone 4 befell to a similar fate. But in true Apple style, they remedied the stumbling block and released several more products to take people’s minds off the quandary. Once the iPad 3 is released we’ll all be too brainwashed to notice.

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