So Greta Gerwig went to the movies.
No big deal, right? The acclaimed Lady Bird director makes films for a living; an afternoon out at the movies could be considered work.
The other great thing that attracts recognisable people to the movies is the fact that it’s a completely dark, and completely silent, reprieve from everyday life where people can’t bother them with the burden of compliments and praise.
But, unfortunately for Gerwig, when she went to see Amy Schumer‘s new flick I Am Pretty, she sat in front of a very nosey Twitter user who proceeded to live-tweet her every reaction to the movie.
Look, the damage is already done, so we thought we might as well share.
Introducing the tweets of one Jaye Hunt, a woman who we’re sure didn’t stick around to give the film a clap and watch the credits after deploying these digital bombs:
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994310706970415104
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994311713053925377
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994312183826788352
Soda flavour, undisclosed. Rookie reportage if we’re being brutally honest.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994313010679250945
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994313674335629312
Very glad to know this person did not break the major violation of texting to the detriment of other paying moviegoers. Just to the detriment of Gerwig.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994314414588383238
Same.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994315163942735872
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994315558916108289
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994319602527109120
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994325320214958080
Entirely, absolutely deserved.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994327504327446528
Into it.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994328319939276803
Nice.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994333103601672193
Fuck we’re starting to think Gerwig planted this person. Either that or she’s a terribly inconsiderate viewer.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994336464359120907
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994337045156892673
This is the point where we would have stopped live tweeting. This person has serious chutzpah.
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994337865411780614
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994338986733785089
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994339157819486208
Lol. I’m not sure why we’re still commentating this commentary. It’s pointless but there go my fingers!
https://twitter.com/hayejunt/status/994343189967491072
Wow. What a ride.
Was this entire thing a relatively gross invasion of privacy? Probably.
But was it worth it? Definitely.
