The Official ‘Solo’ Figurines Are Here & Lando’s Eyebrow Will Murder You

At last, the part of this whole Solo: A Star Wars Story saga you’ve been waiting for – figurines!

Hasbro has released the official toys (figurines? Please don’t come at me, loveable nerds, I know not the difference) ahead of the New York Toy Fair later this week, and Lando Calrissian‘s eyebrow arch will slay you.

SEEEEEE?

Plastic Lando, please have my babies.

Next we have Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo, looking very space cowboy with an enormously wide stance. Why? Have his space undies gone up his space crack again?

(TBF I just looked up and Lando’s feet are ALSO very far apart. The Star Wars men have been taking seminars on power poses, I see.)

Here you’ve got Emilia Clarke‘s Qi’ra, a mysterious person about whom we know very little. “If you have got a really glamorous lady in a really sordid environment you kind of know that maybe the glamour is hiding a few rough roads,” she told EW.

Between this and the already-released character posters, Qi’ra’s got a very nice collection of 2015-era jackets going.

And finally, we have a brand new Stormtrooper in a delightful sheepskin coat. He (or she!!!!) is an Imperial Range Trooper, who looks a damn sight more rugged up that the Snowtroopers of The Empire Strikes Back.

Can’t imagine that wool allows for a full degree of movement, but it looks snug as all hell.

Anyway, these toys figurines will be available from HasbroToyShop pretty soon-ish, if you want to get your mitts on some.

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