Sofia Coppola has pulled out of directing the live action version of The Little Mermaid, citing creative differences.

According to reports, there was a dispute over who should play lead character Ariel, the mermaid who wanted legs so bad she forgot how to pick up a fucking pen.

Coppola wanted Maya Thurman (daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman), and studios Universal and Working Title did not. 

FYI this is Maya Thurman:

Sofia Coppola Pulls Out Of Directing ‘The Little Mermaid’

Let’s remember that Coppola gave us Kirsten Dunst in ‘The Virgin Suicides’ and Emma Watson in ‘The Bling Ring’, and trust in the casting directions of Coppola, hmmm? 

Producers Tim Bevan (Universal) and Eric Fellner (Working Title) are still going ahead with the project, so you can add it to your list of Disney remakes hitting the big screens (‘Pan‘, ‘Beauty and the Beast‘ etc). 

But… ugh. Coppola directing ‘The Little Mermaid’ would have been nothing short of magical, and now we’ll never get to see it.

Sofia Coppola Pulls Out Of Directing ‘The Little Mermaid’

Meanwhile, she’s just finished directing the Netflix special “A Very Murray Christmas”, starring Bill Murray and a ridiculous cast of Amy Poehler (who ICYMI is COMING TO AUSTRALIA THIS YEAR), George Clooney, Rashida Jones, Chris Rock, Miley Cyrus, Danny McBride, Maya Rudolph, Rick Rock, Julian Casablancas, Jason Schwartzman, Paul Schaffer, Jenny Lewis, Lilly Burns and Buster Pointdexter.

So, you know, there’s that.

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