Tila Tequila, former MySpace queen and star of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, current disgraced Celebrity Big Brother UK evictee (she was pulled from the show when it came to light that she’s a Nazi sympathiser), is currently going all the way off on Twitter.
HOW COME IN ALL THE FAKE @NASA CGI PICS OF THE EARTH, YOU CAN NEVER SEE BACKGROUND STARS AND PLANETS? OH YEAH CUZ IT’S FAKE! LOL
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Claimed that Kubrick directed the “moon landing”:
Stanley Kubrick directed the official moon landing! LOL
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
And said she had “PROOF” that the earth is flat…
You’re all gonna feel so fucking stupid when I post the PROOF of the #FLATEARTH should I do it now or later? Either way you lose!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
Which turned out to be this YouTube video:
HERE IS PROOF OF THE FLAT EARTH!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURVATURE?? EXACTLY SO STFU! https://t.co/VMgeb1cRtM
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
She also explained that the moon doesn’t exist:
Actually the moon is not even a space ship it’s literally just a huge light projection in the sky that is also fake.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Following her exposé about the moon, Tila declared that she was a man in a past life, stating that God was punishing her by making her female:
I used to be in a past life but when God punishes us he turns us into A FEMALE. Thats Y our ovaries look like satan. https://t.co/euWvCV1EQX
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Right before she declared periods the work of the devil (same, tbh):
Think about it: Why does a females ovaries look like a horned demon and when we BLEED on or period we get SO DEMONICALLY ANGRY? #SATAN
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
She called us all “brainwashed”:
You people are so fucking brainwashed, I swear! This is why I was put under house arrest because if I was free I’d be a dictator.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
She informed us that all white people are vampires:
Actually, all white people are vampires, originally. Because we were all black, but vampires have a missing DNA that makes them white.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
… Before explaining the Bible to everyone:
And this is why they tried to kill Jesus and drink his blood and eat his flesh and stuff because they were vampires in ancient times.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
She offered this insight on addiction:
Poor people are really addicted to Mountain Dew and meth because Mountain dew has so much sugar it gives them a high & Meth just because.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
She gave us the scoop on Hillary Clinton:
Hilary Clinton is a clone. The real one got killed a long time ago. Fuck I hope I’m not next. Oh wait, they already killed me in 2012.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Shared her thoughts on modern-day feminism:
Modern day feminists are dumb as fuck! Who the fuck wants to work and stuff?? JUST GET THE MEN TO DO IT CUZ THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE HERE FOR!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
And called men “#pussybitches”:
No. I do not want equal rights as a female becauseI expect men to go to work and bring me money! But they’re #PussyBitches So I must work.
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Describing herself as “sober AF”, Tila denied that she was under the influence while writing any of these tweets.
LOL @ the retards who think I am on drugs or popping pills right now. Quit projecting your own filthy addictions onto me. I’m sober AF!
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Although the stream of tweets doesn’t appear to be slowing, Tila mentioned that she should “stop spilling secrets” out of a fear of being “targeted like Bill Cosby”.
I better stop spilling all the secrets of the new world order because I’m afraid I will be targeted like Bill Cosby!. Shit! Too soon?
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 8, 2016
Tila claims that her attempts to get mental health have been knocked back, so hopefully she can and will receive the help she needs soon.
I HOPE SO TOO BUT MY OBAMACARE FAILED TO LET ME IN THE PSYCH WARD. https://t.co/GDklGYjR8V
— Tila Tequila (@AngelTilaLove) January 7, 2016
