Everyone’s Talking About The Dick In Sex/Life So I Sussed & Fuck Me, That’s A Monster Cock

I haven’t watched Netflix’s spicy new series Sex/Life yet, but I’ve heard heaps about it. And by heaps I mean the scene with Brad’s entire dick in it. That’s it, that’s the introduction.

Sex/Life is inspired by B.B. Easton‘s 2016 memoir, 44 Chapters About 4 Men. It’s basically about a love triangle between a hot woman, her hot husband, and her hot ex-boyfriend.

“Billie Connelly (Sarah Shahi) wasn’t always a stay-at-home wife and mother living in the suburbs,” the synopsis reads. “Before she married loving and reliable Cooper (Mike Vogel) and moved to Connecticut, Billie was a free-spirited wild child living in New York City with her best friend Sasha (Margaret Odette), working hard and playing even harder.”

Drained from taking care of her two kids and yearning for her past, Billie starts journalling and fantasising about her ex-boyfriend Brad (Adam Demos), the one she never got over.

Q: What could go wrong?!

A: Her husband finds her journal.

Again, I haven’t watched the series yet, but for the purpose of this yarn I skipped ahead to episode 3 – Empire State of Mind – to the 20-minute mark and FUCK ME, THAT’S A DICK.

It quite literally swings into frame during a shower scene, in which a jealous Cooper tracks down Brad at a gym and showers at the same time as him. I cannot express how much of an eyeful you cop in this scene. It’s not just the tip, it’s the entire dick. And it is HUGE. I was not ready, neither were some other viewers.

I would also like to thank everyone on Twitter for noting down the time the peen appears, so I didn’t have to spend my arvo searching for dick.

Sex/Life – Netflix – episode three about twenty minutes in. If you know, you know. pic.twitter.com/GIpQH8r9hT

— Ashley (@ASHD159) June 28, 2021

Summary of #sexlife the shower scene ???????????? pic.twitter.com/nwW4zv7sWz

— Avo???? (@JanineLottering) June 28, 2021

Episode 3 shower scene with Brad. Billie I get it! #sexlife pic.twitter.com/DWq1s7zfZp

— Jhanoi (@Missoconnor_x) June 28, 2021

Since when do they show full frontal peen on Netflix?! #sexlife pic.twitter.com/8NvRI32XZR

— Bec (@B3cardi) June 27, 2021

Ep 3 at 19:59 seconds #sexlife pic.twitter.com/zOJbCR7MIq

— Katie (@Katie05435645) June 26, 2021

Watching the new show Sex Life episode 3 location 20:00 and wondering if Netflix tracks how many times we rewind and watch again because… I’m on 4 times. ???????? pic.twitter.com/o2fS6PDjB8

— Aliza ???? (@AlizaMannAuthor) June 26, 2021

When Brad turned around in that shower #SexLife pic.twitter.com/xmGxiDonuE

— тнιcĸ мaмι. (@Nqobiiii) June 29, 2021

Me watching episode 3 #SexLife for the fourteenth time in 10 minutes pic.twitter.com/fHnOaMxZuB

— Lauren ???? (@LaurenJewell88) June 28, 2021

FYI: Absolutely do not look up Sex/Life on Twitter because there are spoilers everywhere!

Anyway, conversation about Brad’s giant dick led to some questioning whether it was a real schlong or a prosthetic. But all showrunner Stacy Rukeyser said was that a body double wasn’t used.

“I can tell you what Adam Demos says about it which is, a gentleman never tells. So, we are leaving that up to the viewer’s imagination,” she told Collider.

Make of that what you will.

Sex/Life is streaming now on Netflix.

P.S. I was wondering how Netflix was going to top the amount of horniness in Bridgerton. I guess chucking in a penis was the answer.