Sam Worthington Arrested For Decking A Paparazzi

According to reliable news sources, aka the internet, Sam Worthington has been arrested in the line of duty/backing up his fair maiden in a battle against those paparazzi scum who provide us all with many click-baiting photographs. Hate/love you, dicks.

New York Police Department Lieutenant John Grimpel said in a statement: “The photographer kicked Lara and then Worthington punched him, causing the photographer to have lacerations to his nose. He has been charged with assault. He punched the photographer.”

Like, with respect, fucking fair enough.

If we, as regular un-famous people, had someone come up to our personal sphere of living and kick our SOs shin right in our line of vision, we would absolutely resort to physical violence, or at the very least attempt to restrain said person in a non-violent way. When you have no choice and it’s life or death/bruise or not-bruise you step right on up to the plate and get involved in some Kill Bill volumes of retribution.

Post-DRAMA BOMB Worthington has been released on bail and the ‘photographer’ has been charged with assault, reckless endangerment and harassment. Had the charges been more serious Worthington may have faced deportation and would not have been able to return to the magical land of Pandora.

Also, apparently in the footage of the incident Worthington allegedly utters the words “you know, the movie Avatar” and refers to Lara Bingle as his “wife”. In which case, check yo self and MAZEL.

via Variety