Nothing Will Make You Feel Poorer Than This OTT Kardashian Kids Bday Party

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Fact: nobody throws a party quite like the Kardashians.

One need only look at Kris Jenner‘s insanely extra Gatsby-themed 60th to know that money really is no object when it comes to Kardashian events.

And it doesn’t matter how old you are, each birthday in the family is celebrated with just as much attention to detail.

This weekend, 2-year-old Saint West and 3-year-old Reign Disick had a joint Tarzan-themed birthday party, and man was it a doozy.

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For starters, there’s the mind-blowing, OTT venue.

Rather than simply hanging some leaf-y bunting against the walls and letting the kids’ imaginations do the rest of the work, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went all-out and turned their house into an actual jungle. I shit you not.

Cop a look at the forest they used to deck out their digs. We’re talking everything from bushes and shrubs to goddamn TREES:

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Of course, no party is complete without the childhood pièce de résistance: a personalised, double-decker cake. 

As if that wasn’t enough, the ‘rents also forked out for a plethora of custom Tarzan-themed treats, including jungle juice cups and palm-frond snacks:

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Naturally, Saint and Reign’s siblings and cousins were all in attendance:

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In true birthday boy style, Saint’s face was completely covered in cute-as-heck facepaint:

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Saint’s older sister, North, also dressed to impress, with the five-year-old reppin’ a set of sparkly, lime green coordinates:

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If you think the outfit looks familiar, there’s a pretty good reason for it. Turns out the mini Kardashian drew outfit inspiration in Selena Gomez’s jungle-inspired ‘Taki Taki’ music video clip, where the singer wore a near-identical outfit:

Resident cool mum, Kim Kardashian, opted for an all-black, fitted look:
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I have nfi how much this party cost but one thing’s for sure, the budget for this toddler shindig is almost definitely more than any wedding we’ll ever be invited to.

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