Ryan Reynolds’ Sad Resignation At Being Stuck With Hiddleswift Is Iconic

Oh, poor Ryan Reynolds. We hope he’s okay. 
The ‘Deadpool‘ actor attended Taylor Swift‘s extravagant 4th of July party earlier this week, due to his partner Blake Lively being part of T-Swift‘s elaborate ‘girl squad’. 
Swift’s childhood best friend Britany posted a photo of Reynolds at the event; he and Blake are sitting right next to Taylor, who is canoodling with highly-reported-on new beau Tom Hiddleston
And let us tell you, never hath there been a more desperate and overwhelming ‘contemplating-the-choices-that-led-me-here’ look on someone’s face. Well, at least not since this guy:
This is the OG photo: 

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A photo posted by Britany LaManna (@britmaack) on

Obviously, the internet is an unforgiving place. It took this as a sign that Reynolds clearly needed saving from the clutches of the celebrity girl gang, and decided to do this via the power of online awareness. Well, not awareness. What’s that other thing? Oh yeah, making jokes on Twitter. 

So, we’re assuming in the last couple of days after the most photographed 4th of July party of all time (and that’s quite a feat), Reynolds has likely been sitting on a old rocking chair, forgetting to eat and failing to bathe, letting his inner monologue overwhelm his senses as he pushes out one singular tear.
The tear represents his deep, resounding regret. He croakily whispers to no one, 
“Hiddleswift forever.”

Source: Instagram
Photo: Instagram. It is not edited at all. That is a real, un-Photoshopped thought bubble. 

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