Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are undoubtedly one of the most beloved couples in Hollywood today. There’s just no denying it. And as much you may want to hate them for being terribly beautiful people to look at, you can’t because they also appear to be exceptionally nice human beings. Ryan’s bloody Canadian, like c’mon. So, all you can really do is aggressively love them and beg the Hollywood gods they never ever, ever break up.
This aside, their most adorable feature is actually how brutally savage they are to each other. Nothing’s off limits and the trolling strikes when you least expect it – like in the trailer for Deadpool 2 for example.
Unfortunately following Blake’s deletion spree, we’ve lost a lot of the good ones like when Blake trolled Ryan on his first Father’s Day by questioning if he was their child’s real dadda. Or when Blake took a picture of John Legend performing on stage with Ryan in the foreground. Blake went onto congratulate John for being the best man she knew and for making the Time 100 list. Oh, and then she shat on Ryan for photobombing the picture.
So, in the spirit of celebrating true love and the highest calibre of couple goals, here’s a bunch of Blake and Ryan’s most savage displays of love:
Blake’s Birthday 2016
The birthday war begins:
Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 25, 2016
We’re starting off strong, folks.
Blake’s Birthday 2017
Ryan deals the first big blow of the year and it’s an iconic one:
Ryan’s Birthday 2017
Blake replies, and in my books, won the whole damn thing:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bam3Lk6A_BA/?utm_source=ig_embed
Ryan Appreciates Blake’s Natural Beauty
Pictures begin to surface of a film project Blake’s working on by the name of The Rhythm Section. Ryan uploads one of the pictures, appropriately captioned: #nofilter
Blake replied: “Only the best for SMA 2010” AKA Ryan’s Sexiest Man Alive 2010 honour.
Christmas 2017
Christmas baking a la Ryan. Peep the caption.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdBKgbmAUXz/?utm_source=ig_embed
Valentine’s Day 2018
It’s the day after Valentine’s Day – Ryan posts a cute candid to Instagram with a witty caption:
Blake sees it and replies: “Why won’t this damn app swipe right?!?!!
To which Ryan comments back: “Because it’s the E-Harmony app.”
And then this happened:
Fooken hell.
Deadpool Joins In
Another Deadpool 2 trailer is unleashed onto the world – it’s fantastic, bloody, and brilliant.
Right at the end of the trailer we hear Wade Wilson say:
“Doing the right thing is messy, but if you want to fight for what’s right, sometimes you have to fight dirty. And that is why Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants is straight-up pornography.”
Of course, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants stars Blake and is a quintessential film of our teenage lives. No matter the odds, this isn’t a random name drop. Then right after the scene, we cut to a conversation between Deadpool and Weasel that goes like this:
Deadpool: It lives up to the hype, plus plus.
Weasel: They probably won’t even make a three.
Deadpool: Yeah, why would they? Stop at two, ya killed it.
Real talk: Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 was shite but we all still watched it.
Proud Partner Moment
The caption says it all:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhUaDarAyzU/?taken-by=blakelively
Putting Divorce Rumours To Rest
Double roast.
We’re never splitting. She’ll always be my mom. No matter how much jazz-cabbage she smokes with her rollerblading friends.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 4, 2018
This was super cute though:
Deadpool Ryan Reynolds and wife Blake Lively struggling to spend ‘quality time’.#Deadpool2 #RyanReynolds @VancityReynolds https://t.co/UnGV7mWGXL
— IBTimes 🇮🇳 (@ibtimes_india) March 31, 2018
I wish. I could use a little “me time”. https://t.co/S6kXFsWaMe
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 31, 2018
Helping Promote Your Partner’s Work
And this brings us to their most recent show of affection.
Blake uploads another teaser trailer for her new film, A Simple Favor. As part of all the promoting, the world is currently copping a lot of “What happened to Emily?” These four words have been all over Blake’s social media accounts, official theatrical posters, and trailers.
So, after yesterday’s post Ryan replied on Twitter with:
You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So… what the fuck happened to Emily? https://t.co/W5vWQI9TVr
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 26, 2018
And Blake replied accordingly with:
Oh darling, of all the secrets I’m keeping from you, this should be the LEAST of your concerns… trust me.
— Blake Lively (@blakelively) May 26, 2018
True love exists folk, true love exists.
But Really, These Two *Insert Crying Emoji Here*
All this fun aside, Blake and Ryan have such a real love for each other it makes me want to throw up:
Also:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOEHcoTgxpl/?hl=en&taken-by=blakelively
