For a show about humble farmers just looking for some sweet, rural love, Farmer Wants A Wife has been wrapped up in so much drama that I’m honestly struggling to keep up.

According to cult gossip poddy So Dramatic!, Farmer Matt Trewin, who picked the controversial Tara Hurl as his winner in the FWAW finale, is said to have chucked a Blake Garvey and is now dating one of his runner-ups, Hayley Love.

Hayley’s been leaving flirty compliments on Matty’s socials for weeks now, including commenting “hot boy shit” on one of his selfies on Instagram.

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Part of the reason this is spicy is because Hayley was sent home by Matt in favour of Tara, and after the finale there were rumours one of the gals was pregnant to a different farmer.

Hayley eventually gave a statement to alleging that she’s having Farmer Will Dwyer‘s baby, but that they broke up just before she found out about the pregnancy.

“I started my relationship with Farmer Will in December, before the reunion episode was filmed a few weeks later in January. He told me he wasn’t with Jaimee and Jaimee was in contact with me before the reunion,” she said when describing the timeline of their relationship.

The two eventually broke up after Hayley was contacted by another woman who said she, too, had feelings for Will.

In the much anticipated Farmer Wants A Wife finale airing next Wednesday 11 August, Will is going to appear coupled with Jaimee, despite the fact that they apparently weren’t together.

Are you still following? Yes? Good. Because there’s more: apparently, Farmer Matt has *also* been flirting it up with one of Farmer Sam‘s gals, Allanah. And now I’m lost in a sea of farmercest and don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore.

The two have been spotted exchanging flirty comments on TikTok of all places, and honestly, is there something in the Farmer Wants A Wife contract saying you can only date people that you’ve been on the show with??? Why is there so much farmercest???

All of these claims come after other massive bombshells have been hounding the show. A Current Affair revealed Farmer Sam was accused of several counts of domestic violence against his ex-girlfriend. And of course there were the other rumours that he isn’t a farmer and wasn’t even single while on the show.

Anyway, TLDR: Farmer Matt seems to have left his winner Tara and is now dating his runner-up Hayley, who is pregnant with Farmer Will’s baby, while also flirting with Allanah, who was paired with Farmer Sam.

Sigh. I think I need to go have a shower now. This is tew much.