After announcing that us mere plebs will be able to watch the entire Savage X Fenty runway show on September 20, ultimate queen Rihanna has announced who will be gracing the stage, and folks, it’s pretty much a whole-ass festival.

Pretty much hammering in the last nail in the coffin of the Victorias Secret fashion show, Riri has listed MigosHalseyA$AP Ferg, Tierra WhackBig Sean, Fabolous, DJ Khaled, and Big Sean to smash out performances on the night.

I mean I know the woman’s got contacts but holy shit her personal Rolodex must be bursting at the seams here.

Although us mere mortals don’t get to lock eyes on the whole show until September 20, the actual event is happening right now as part of New York Fashion Week.

Folks are starting to show up to the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, and the black carpet is being turned out by model realm icons like Cara Delevingne, Bella Hadid, Joan Smalls, Emily DiDonato, Paloma Elsesser, Slick Woods and Lauren Wasser.

Kacey Musgraves has also shown up in silk lime green tiger print power pyjamas (?) which I am eternally here for. The woman can simply do no wrong in my eyes.

Real big slumber party yee-haw energy, here. (Image: Kevin Mazur / Getty.)

Photographer Renell Medrano, Diplo, and ‘Orange Is The New Black’ actress Dascha Polanco have also been spotted on the Savage X Fenty carpet, both turning out incredible looks – I mean check out the headpiece on Polanco here. My lort.

Oh and Offset‘s fucking hectic-looking Nike MAGs. Look at these shoes. What the fuck’s going on there. Why do they look like they’re from space and also I want a pair on my own feet.

Why do these look like they have the colour palette of my dentist? (Image: Kevin Mazur/Getty)

Ya girl Normani showed up earlier as well, and I’m just going to sit here and hope she re-creates that basketball trick on the runway. It’s what I both demand and deserve.

RuPaul’s Drag Race alum and eccentric drag queen Milk took to the carpet in a gem-encrusted mask that’s either a flesh-coloured kink mask or maybe a compression mask (?) and brought gender politics to the forefront with a strong ‘Protect Trans Lives’ message on their chest.

I have no choice but to stan. (Image: Kevin Mazur / Getty)

Vanessa Hudgens has also leaned into the sexy-time-bedroom aesthetic with a black lace cutout babydoll that I’m not sure 100% works for me, and a powder blue kimono kinda thing that definitely works well with her warm and sultry vibes. But also looks a bit like she’s raided the local oppy’s lingerie section? I don’t know how to think? It’s fucking up my brain????

Literally cannot make my mind up about this.(Image: Kevin Mazur / Getty)


MISS VAAAAAAANJIE. (Image: Kevin Mazur / Getty)

While the show is going down as we’re all bumbling about in our boring Wednesdays over here on the other side of the world, the whole Savage X Fenty show will be packaged up to watch next week on Amazon Prime – so get dibs on the lounge room and get your farshun-loving mates together.

Sorry, there is simply no other broadcasted lingerie show allowed to exist anymore. Rihanna claims sole title now.