Just because Rihanna is a loaded, boujee queen doesn’t mean she has oysters to spare so don’t even think about stealing food off her plate, binches.
According to a new report via The Sun, the singer was recently dining at a London restaurant, enjoying a platter of oysters with her entourage when some bloke, pissed as a fart, strolled up to her table and took an oyster to give to his mate.
“Rihanna went all out ordering platters and platters of oysters for her entourage,” an onlooker told the publication.
“One lad, who was drunk, bowled over to her table and pinched one, thinking it would be hilarious,” the source adds. “He passed it over to one of his mates, who was oblivious it came from Rihanna’s table.”
Here’s what happened next:
“After downing it, they carried on drinking only to be given a hefty telling off from one of Rihanna’s entourage, who demanded they pay £250 (which is about $330 USD) for a fresh platter because he had ruined theirs,” the insider said. “The bloke who ate the oyster had no choice but to get his credit card out.”
“With all her millions, you wouldn’t expect Rihanna to notice a missing oyster, but she’s obviously a savvy businesswoman who surrounds herself with the right people to keep an eye on things,” the source added.
Bitch better have her oyster money.